To whom it concerns
It has certainly come to my notice that many of you have been preparing for the coming of the son of God which I learned in the bible, no one knows, even the son himself is not privy to such information. Now some people have been able to decode the day. Just a silent fart; ‘wiki’ will ‘leak’. Nothing surprises one anymore these days; advancement in technology had given man the edge, I dare say, gods didn’t have. Prophet meets Technology; resulting into a wider spread of prophecies, visions, illusions, dreams, faith and the likes. With it each dawning of the day, more tinge to it as it spreads.
It is no wondering that prophecy of the end of the world, according to some ‘individuals’ will be on the 21st May, 2011, had spread all over the world. People are religiously noting countdown to the day, becoming more careful, prayerful, and keeping holy to make rapture; canceling engagements that fall after the 20th of the month, after all they hopefully won’t be on earth by then. Some are leaning on ‘WHAT IF IT IS TRUE?’ Wouldn’t hurt to be penitent for now; working towards rapture and if it doesn’t happen, life continues. Life continues, in the old ways I guess... are you playing logic with God?
Anyway that is not my concern here. I am to inform you that there are some of us, who are so willing to remain on earth after 21st of May, 2011. Umm, I smell you grief for us! Don’t worry, we will carry on just fine and as such wouldn’t mind if you bestow your earthly possessions onto us. We all know earthly possessions wouldn’t rapture with you; giving it out to us before 21st would do you good. You might want to include charity in your act of penitence; surely your kindness shall be rewarded in heaven.
Though we could as well take them when you are gone, we are offering you the chance to turn it around to favour your heaven making. It is a perfect logic, you know? We are just that nice. So as you prepare, make this sacrifice to top your admission into heaven. To donate your possession, contact me through all means available. If you are confused, ask Google. Wish your smooth rapture in advance.
P.S- 21st is almost here. Take your chances while the offer last!